Some facts about hospitals…

Experts predict that there will be no hospitals left by 2011 as they won’t fit in with our modern, futuristic needs.

Instead, the streets will be filled with hordes of ‘wellness buddies’ riding around on rollerblades, ready to tend to the sick and injured.

Each wellness buddy will carry 17 different-sized sticking plasters, a special suction machine for cleaning up blood and an isotonic fitness drink laced with premium-grade heroin.

Published in: on December 12, 2009 at 12:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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