Some short facts about oil…

  • A new, pink oil is being developed by boffins, especially for girls.
  • The moment when a drill strikes oil and it spurts up into the sky is known in the industry as an oilgasm.
  • Petrol is just crude oil with all the caffeine taken out.
  • There are many nicknames for oil – these include Texan Tar, Liquid Liquorice, God’s Midnight Toss and Sleeping Beauty’s Thousand-Year-Old Monging Arse Cum.
  • The world’s oil-poorest country is San Marino. It has just 300ml of the stuff, which it keeps inside the head of a bomb-proof doll.
Published in: on December 15, 2009 at 11:40 am  Leave a Comment