Some facts about Hedgehog Flu…

This is a rare but nasty disease that can only be transmitted by Sir Derek Hedgehog (left), the former chairman of Nabisco Biscuits.

Sir Derek has been on the run since he contracted the disease in December 2004 and all attempts so far to capture him have failed.

If you find yourself being suddenly licked on the back of the neck by a disheveled businessman who has appeared from nowhere, chances are you’ll soon have Hedgehog Flu.

Within 48 hours, your head will feel as though it’s wearing a hat that is three sizes too small. Then your eyeballs will fall out one by one.

There is no known cure for hedgehog flu.

Published in: on December 16, 2009 at 11:09 am  Leave a Comment