Some facts about the Cringe Wiper…

The perfect way to keep your facial muscles tight, trim and up to scratch is the Cringe Wiper.

It’s a total, all-over facemask, the kind you’d usually associate with maniacs, but the difference is that it contains a scaled down version of a washing machine engine.

Put it on for an hour and it will stretch, buff and bronze your face until you look brand new. You won’t know you’re wearing it – unless you try to move that is, because it will slice all your features clean off!

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Published in: on December 16, 2009 at 12:00 pm  Leave a Comment  
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