Some short facts about Santa Claus…

  • If Santa can’t get down your chimney, he’ll smash his way in through a window with a hammer. So keep your chimney clear.
  • Christmas was cancelled in 1952 as Santa had a groin strain.
  • Santa gets one present every year, and it’s always the same – a solid gold squirrel turd with a diamond stuck on it.
  • Santa’s cousin is God.
  • Santa was jailed for three months in 1977 after Japanese customs officers found four ounces of marijuana hidden inside a Stretch Armstrong.
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