Oddly, the law does not apply to vehicles owned by women, as de-icing a woman’s vehicle without permission is regarded as an act of chivalry.
It was cooked up by the respective nations’ governments hundreds of years ago as a method of selling more goose fat, which swimmers of the English Channel traditionally cake themselves in before making the arduous trip in order to see what all the fuss is about.
At the time, he claimed it had developed as a result of his hobby, which was to indulge in roaring matches with his faithful lion companion, Griffin.
However, on his deathbed, Sir Jonathan changed his story, confessing that he had in fact contracted the disease after committing an act of oral relief on the beast as it slept.
But early attendance figures were low and the building soon started hosting profit-making rock concerts and sporting events instead.
However, once every eight years, staple aficionados still meet up in the car park for half an hour to indulge in their hobby and have sex in each others’ vehicles.
He won a ten pound book token and the laughter of the studio audience made him determined to become a comedian, a dream that lives on to this day.
The tracklisting is as follows.
1: Shobba Dobba
2: I Heard You Cackle
3: Stuck In A Ditch
4: Floor Song
5: Beef Curtains
6: Detective Of The Year
8: Another Lonely Month Of Mondays
9: Give It Give It Give It (Don’t Give It)
10: My Infected Parrot And Me
11: Sizzlin’ Steak
12: Shobba Dobba (reprise)
The album is not available outside of the afterlife.